elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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