Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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