i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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