nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i dont even know how to be here
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
