so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
is that a dick in a sweater?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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