Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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