is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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