today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Sorry my hands just texted you
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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