I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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