What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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