so that wasnt chicken after all
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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