Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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