You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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