oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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