YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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