You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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