I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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