Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
