btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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