I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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