On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies