; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.