I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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