I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
