dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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