Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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