I want to make a zoo with you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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