I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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