ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
