I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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