she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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