My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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