I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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