S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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