WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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