he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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