She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hope mine doesn't look like that
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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