I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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