so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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