found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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