I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize