We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Floor bacon is actually really good
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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