so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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