This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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