i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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