So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He kissed a someone with a penis
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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