you guys were way drunker than both of me
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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