omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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