just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
