new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
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As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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