escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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