Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just had sex on a roof
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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