Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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