i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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