she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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